Diane Lane:
Diane Lane
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Information:
Name: Diane Lane
Born: 1965-01-22
Height: 1.66
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Filmography:
Descending Angel (1990), Biography (2004), The Glass House (2001), The Cotton Club (1984), Must Love Dogs (2005)
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Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No, they're stopping
to let the passengers off.
BirtingrLeathlobhairXY
What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told.
JorelGaltonBB
What do you do with old cannon balls
?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
HadrianAmnonml
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is
frozen
solid.
Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.
BrendinPaxtonzI
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world
revolve around him.
AgniGerlakzz
What kind of letters did the snake get from his
admirers ?
Fang letters !
BartleySadiquD
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
tall in the
saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!
AvenelleQochataVA
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
factory
and threw out all the W's.
DallonAryeHr
What artistic dog
chews a lot and follows the
rules of the farm where it lives?
A Chihuahua that can draw and
gnaw while obeying the law and lying on
straw!
AdamkaTheomundhr
Q: What do you call the
folks who hang
around the musicians at conservatories?
A: Violists.
LochlannKateHudsonmH